I Snuck Out The Window

I waited till Mom and Dad went to bed
If they knew what I was planning, I'd surely be dead
Once the house was all I quiet
I figured I would go and try it
So out the window I snuck
I snuck out and took the truck
I was on my way to find BSB
I wanted to ask Howie to marry me
I went to the hotel where I though they'd be
But when I found the room I didn't have a key
I wasn't ready to give up just yet
I thought maybe I could stow away on their jet
Just then I saw the housekeeping Lady
I was out of luck and feeling shady
I told her I was Howies sister and needed in
To which she replied "young woman lying is a sin"
So I punched her in the nose
And dressed up in all her clothes
I went and knocked on the door
I knew I wouldn't have to worry anymore
Howie invited me in to chat
I took the seat next to where he sat
I told him that my favorite dance was the tootsie roll
And I enjoy drinking the Budlight that I stole
I told him how I loved the Lakers, and Rick Fox
I told him I could play the trumpet and just how much he rocks
I shared my basketball stories all night long
But then something started to feel very wrong
Then I woke up in my bed
Breanna told me I had hit my head