"Next Contestant" as written by and Chad/kroeger Kroeger....
I judge by what she's wearing
Just how many heads I'm tearing
Off of assholes keep coming on to her
Each night seems like it's getting worse
And I wish she'd take the night off
So I don't have to fight off
Every asshole coming on to her
It happens every night she works
They'll go and ask the DJ
Find out just what would she say
If they all tried coming on to her
Don't they know it's never going to work?
They think they'll get it inside her
With every drink they buy her
As they all try coming on to her
This time somebody's getting hurt

Here comes the next contestant
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
There goes the next contestant

I even fear the ladies
They're cool but twice as crazy
Just as bad for coming on to her
Don't they know it's never gonna work?
Each time she bats an eyelash
Somebody's grabbing her ass
Everyone is coming on to her
This time somebody's getting hurt

Here comes the next contestant
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
There goes the next contestant

I'm hating what she's wearing
Everybody here keeps staring
Can't wait till they get what they deserve
This time somebody's getting hurt

Here comes the next contestant
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
I wish you'd do it again
Each night seems like it's getting worse
I wish you'd do it again
This time somebody's getting hurt

There goes the next contestant


Lyrics submitted by krampus15

"Next Contestant" as written by Daniel Adair Chad Kroeger

Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.

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    General Commenti saw nickelback play earlier in the year..(feb.1, kool haus, toronto) fucking amazing show..
    punk_in_canadaon August 24, 2002   Link
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    General CommentAwesome song, I heard it when they played in Ottawa.

    Do you have a copy of it?? I've been looking for one since I heard them at that like last February.
    Fett_72on September 07, 2002   Link
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    General CommentI have a copy of it.

    msn: ky13_x@hotmail.com
    aim: label thief
    pusheron March 13, 2003   Link
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    General Commentthis song is quality, another classic NB song, throw bac to the CURB days, still they are the most under rated Rock band in the UK
    Ash999on December 05, 2005   Link
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    General CommentBoy do you have the lyrics messed up. I have no idea where you got them from, but on the CD, it is completely different.
    dbdragrexon December 14, 2005   Link
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    General Commentyeah. this lyrics are totally messed up....
    kirsten1131on February 01, 2006   Link
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    General CommentAs you can see, this was posted in 2002. Meaning, they probably performed this song live or something back in the days before they recorded this song and changed up the lyrics.
    fadedoutofasheson April 11, 2006   Link
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    General CommentYa i pretty much love this song!
    bball4chicks21on October 19, 2006   Link
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    General Commentfor some reason this song makes me think that his girlfriend is a whore. i could be wrong but w/e.
    one worth leavingon January 17, 2007   Link
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    General CommentCorrect Lyrics:

    I judge by what she's wearing
    just how many heads im tearing
    off of assholes coming on to her
    (each night seems like its getting worse)
    and i wish she'd take the night off
    so I dont have to bite off
    every asshole coming on to her
    (it happens every night she works)
    they'll go and ask the DJ
    By now just what would she say
    if they all tried coming on to her
    (dont they know its never gonna work)
    they think they'll get inside her
    with every drink they buy her
    as they all try coming on to her
    (this time somebodies getting hurt)

    here comes the next contestant

    is that. your hand. on my. girlfriend.
    is that. your hand?
    i wish you'd do it again
    (I'd watch you leave here limping)
    i wish you'd do it again
    (I'd watch you leave here limping)

    There goes the next contestant

    I even fear the ladies
    they're cool but twice as crazy
    just as bad for coming onto her
    (dont they know its never gonna work)
    and each time she bats an eyelash
    somebodie's grabbing her ass
    everyone keep's coming on to her
    (this time somebodies getting hurt)

    here comes the next contestant

    is that. your hand. on my. girlfriend.
    is that. your hand?
    i wish you'd do it again
    (I'd watch you leave here limping)
    i wish you'd do it again
    (I'd watch you leave here limping)

    There goes the next contestant

    Im hating what she's wearing
    everybody here keeps staring
    Can't wait till they get what they deserve
    (this time somebodie's getting hurt)

    here comes the next contestant

    is that. your hand. on my. girlfriend.
    is that. your hand?
    i wish you'd do it again
    (I'd watch you leave here limping)
    i wish you'd do it again
    (I'd watch you leave here limping)
    i wish you'd do it again
    (each night seems like its getting worse)
    i wish you'd do it again
    (this time somebodie's getting hurt)

    There goes the next contestant
    SethSephiron April 12, 2007   Link

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