Lyric discussion by Instantpork 

Ok, these lyrics are wrong in a bunch of ways.

Reeko, try and understand It really is that bad It won't just go away The party's over It's past two o'clock It's about time we stopped 'Cause I see the keg has been sucked dry

Cisco (Cisco is like Mad Dog 20/20, cheap wine, it's not CRISCO) emptied into the aquarium The fish all seem to float The ex-lax lines the dogbowl (ex-lax is a chocolate flavored laxative they were trying to get the dog to eat) The toilet's overflowed We had our fun So there's nothing left There's no place left to go

Mister President please understand It really is that bad It won't just go away It's just beginning The ballots have been cast We made like seaward rats Leave this sinking ship Leave and don't look back Things we never tried to disallow Have come back to haunt us now With apple pie and Chevrolet We've come to see the end We all made this bed Now we got nowhere to lay Decent gentlemen, try and understand

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