Lyric discussion by adameatworld 

Cover art for Private Eye lyrics by Alkaline Trio

first of all "from here to infirmary" is an incredible album, and i thought private eye was the perfect kind of song to start it off.
second, i don't think duffman is a shitbag. i totally agree with what he wrote. i can't stand it when little teeny-boppers consider themselves fans of the music that i'm into. it feels like the band has been stolen from me. and like duffman said, you don't deserve to listen to it. it pisses me off even more that teeny-bopper demon babe doesn't understand the song, yet she's so in love with it. if you'd listen to the rest of the album, you should be able to understand what most of their songs are about.. maybe in a few years when you get older and learn to spell you'll be able to figure it all out. "i don't give a shit wot u fink" third, burnout56's name pretty much says it all.. write me sometime, (adamp182@hotmail.com)we can talk all about your high and mighty self and have an intellectual conversation on alkaline trio and why exactly you think private eye is actually about a cop or P.I.

'fin

self proclaimed genius, adam