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Suck Cheetah's Dick

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Suck a polar bear's funky ass!
Suck a racehorse's cock with Heinz Tomato Ketchup!
Suck a donkey's shitty ass!
Suck a male camel's dick with Hoisen sauce!

Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick

Suck a European bison's smelly ass!
Suck a woolly mammoth's dick with Miracle Whip!
Suck a snow leopard's ass with whip cream!
Suck a hyena's spermy dick!

Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick

Suck a llama's shitty asshole!
Suck a panda bear's spermy nutsack!
Suck a sloth bear's bootyhole!
Suck a greyhound's musty ass, mothafucka!

Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick

Polaroid, see what develops

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spliphstar On May 15, 2002

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2002-05-15 15:06:59

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Cover art for Suck Cheetah's Dick lyrics by Wesley Willis

by MilotheMightyy

17y ago

i'm going to take a stab. wesley's lyrics have always transcended rational thought. he was a pure genius.

personally, i think this song has to do with sucking a cheetah's dick. i could be wrong.

RIP WESLEY I MISS YOUUUUU

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by billiejoeismygod

21y ago

funny as hell, even my parents like it

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by GarbageBoxEXTREME

19y ago

Is it just me, or can you picture Wesley in a top-hat and tuxedo dancing with a cane while singing this song?

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by moomooomoomoo

15y ago

He wrote these songs to gross out the demons in his head! Thats their only purpose.. R.I.P Wesley.

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