Jennifer's Cold

On the freeway all the cars have stopped
'Cuz the big news has dropped
All the phones are ringing
It's got all the neighbors singing
Police chief is calling the detectives
Navy SEALs are being selected
President is calling his advisors
Greenpeace is putting out flyers
(chorus)
We've got ourselves a little situation
It's worse than an alien invasion
Jennifer has got a cold and everybody's got to know
We've got ourselves a little situation
It's worse than an alien invasion
Jennifer has got a cold and she can complain to no end
There's a news break for everybody watching
Jennifer has just started coughing
The doctors can't explain it
How did she ever obtain this?
All her friends are sending get well cards
You can beat it, just got to fight hard
All the world is sitting home waiting
All the priests are singing and praying
(chorus)
SWAT team has jennifer surrounded
Coast Guard takes her to an island
Out there no one gets infected
Jenny lives where she can be protected
United Nations emergency meeting
Declares the whole world is grieving and peace will come if Jenny just gets well Please come home soon...
We've got ourselves a little situation
It's worse than an alien invasion
Jennifer has got a cold and everybody's got to know
We've got ourselves a little situation
It's worse than an alien invasion
Jennifer has got a cold and everybody's got to know