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I'm the walking nightmare with the microchip brain--
A megaton Bufferin[tm] to forever end your pain.
When it comes to taking life I'm The cosmic leech
I'll make World War III look Like Sunday at the beach!
Gwar must die!
I can't comprehend how you get your thrills
In dicing up worms and making love to road kills.

The decadence of your lives was just as clear a glass
Now it's broken into shards I can shove into your ass!!

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black_cow_of_death On May 11, 2002

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Cover art for Techno's Song lyrics by GWAR

by Kaist

21y ago

You have to love GWAR's genius. I can see this on the Sci-Fi station someday.

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Cover art for Techno's Song lyrics by GWAR

by madscijr

3y ago

Bufferin is a brand of analgesic, which Techno uses as a metaphor for himself, who he compares to pain killer medication because he will to put you (the generic "you", not you in particular, dear reader) out of your misery!

How I miss Techno Destructo, he and GWAR had some good times in the old days!

Addendum: More information on Bufferin can be found here! As far as drugs go, this one is 100% LEGAL! But don't overdo it, it is not good for tummy. Take only the recommended dosage, with food.

https://www.drugs.com/otc/106433/bufferin-low-dose-buffered-aspirin.html

https://www.webmd.com/drugs/2/drug-57503/bufferin-oral/details

https://bufferin.com/

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aspirin

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