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Captain Crunch Lyrics
Everybody needs somebody to abuse,
Everybody needs a lotta stuff to eat (sh**!),
Everybody gonna be a body one day,
Having fun, mortal scum?
Rest assured it's not for long!
When you least expect your world reels,
You fall to the ground,
Will heaven protect it? (No!),
A strange new world that you found!
And now - bodies wakin', soul a-quakin',
You see your jellied corpse a-bakin',
Your world teeters on the brink of madness,
We shall kick that bitch over with gladness,
You enter the sex plague,
You cannot breed,
And you await death,
Your anus bleeds! :-)
When you're all dead,
We'll still be here,
Having butt sex,
Cause I'm so queer!
Disciples,
Disciples,
Disciples of sin!
Disciples of Captain Crunch!
Everybody needs a lotta stuff to eat (sh**!),
Everybody gonna be a body one day,
Having fun, mortal scum?
Rest assured it's not for long!
You fall to the ground,
Will heaven protect it? (No!),
A strange new world that you found!
You see your jellied corpse a-bakin',
Your world teeters on the brink of madness,
We shall kick that bitch over with gladness,
You cannot breed,
And you await death,
Your anus bleeds! :-)
We'll still be here,
Having butt sex,
Cause I'm so queer!
Disciples,
Disciples of sin!
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Well, I dunno. I thought it was funny.
And the first verse seems to be a bitter, brutal play on society, like a good handful of GWAR's stuff.
More sardonic fun, ridiculing the lazy and superstitious masses of Earth who fail to recognize their own complicity in the plight they are born into and passively and blindly wallow in. Wake up!