0 Meanings
Add Yours
Follow
Share
Q&A
Hasselhoff Lyrics
Helmet hair, i'm debonnaire
I'm not afraid to cry to my car Kit
Devon Miles, my brother Garth (EVIL)
Best damn TV acting since Joyce De Witt
Cruise the beach, make em screech
Hope that they don't notice my crows feet
Suck in the gut, and pout and strut
A locker without my poster is incomplete
Feelin' more like Dave Hasselhoff every day
Feelin' more like Dave Hasselhoff every day
Love to croon, set the chicks a swoon
Big in Denmark, and in your town soon
The chest hair's moussed, the butt is goosed
The Nielsen's are down, hit the turbo boost
The bay is watched, the line are botched, the screen is filled with my bulging crotch
I'm not afraid to cry to my car Kit
Devon Miles, my brother Garth (EVIL)
Best damn TV acting since Joyce De Witt
Cruise the beach, make em screech
Hope that they don't notice my crows feet
Suck in the gut, and pout and strut
A locker without my poster is incomplete
Feelin' more like Dave Hasselhoff every day
Big in Denmark, and in your town soon
The chest hair's moussed, the butt is goosed
The Nielsen's are down, hit the turbo boost
Song Info
Submitted by
jadis96 On May 10, 2002
More Johnny Socko
Vasectomy
Half Your Brain
Boroborinsky Brothers
Full Trucker Effect
Joe Bob's Chicken Lounge
Add your song meanings, interpretations, facts, memories & more to the community.