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Why do you play so fast...to be cool?
If you think you'll last...you're just fools
You try to be something...that you're not
And all you do is fill our ears...with rot
You claim to play hardcore
Well that's a bunch of shit
You're just a bunch of snot nosed kids
A real group of tits
You make your bed you lay in
I bet it's made of shit
You think you're all so macho
I bet you all have clits

[CHORUS]
You're just a douche crew
You're just a douche crew
You're just a douche crew
You're just a douche crew

We offered you our hands
Yu just turned your backs
You're just a bunch of poser douchbag
Faggot, dickless, hacks
Wearing all their douchy clothes
They like to watch each other pose
They're all the same, so fuckin' lame
We'll shove their spikes right up their holes

[CHORUS-MOSH PART]

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hydrogen On May 05, 2002

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2002-05-05 18:06:46

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by crazydude1992

17y ago

Well this song came out in 1985 which was the year hardcore began to die in America and SOD are probably attacking the posers and jocks that began to take over. SOD rules!

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by BobbyjointRitual

15y ago

I heard it was about Slayer

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by spiderstinger

15y ago

I believe this a play on the term "youth crew".

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