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Wooden Jesus, where are you from?
Korea or Canada or maybe Taiwan?
Well, I didn't know it was the holy land
But I believed from the minute the check left my hand
And I pray
Can I be saved? I spent all my money
On a future grave
Wooden Jesus, I'll cut you in
On twenty percent of my future sin
I'll cut you in
Yeah, Porcelain Mary, her majesties pure
Looking for virgin territory
Coat hanger halos that don't come cheap
From television shepherds with living room sheep
And I pray
Can I be saved?
I spent all my money on a future grave
Wooden Jesus, I'll cut you in
On twenty percent of my future sin
I'll cut you in
I'll cut you in
And Wooden Jesus, where are you from?
Korea or Canada or maybe Taiwan?
Well, I didn't know it was the holy land
But I believed from the minute the check left my hand
Well, can I be saved?
I spent all my money on a future grave
Wooden Jesus, I'll cut you in
On twenty percent of my future sin
Hey
I'll cut you in, I'll cut you in
I'll cut you in, I'll cut you in
I'll cut you in, I'll cut you in
Yeah
Mmm, woo
Korea or Canada or maybe Taiwan?
Well, I didn't know it was the holy land
But I believed from the minute the check left my hand
And I pray
Can I be saved? I spent all my money
On a future grave
Wooden Jesus, I'll cut you in
On twenty percent of my future sin
I'll cut you in
Yeah, Porcelain Mary, her majesties pure
Looking for virgin territory
Coat hanger halos that don't come cheap
From television shepherds with living room sheep
And I pray
Can I be saved?
I spent all my money on a future grave
Wooden Jesus, I'll cut you in
On twenty percent of my future sin
I'll cut you in
I'll cut you in
And Wooden Jesus, where are you from?
Korea or Canada or maybe Taiwan?
Well, I didn't know it was the holy land
But I believed from the minute the check left my hand
Well, can I be saved?
I spent all my money on a future grave
Wooden Jesus, I'll cut you in
On twenty percent of my future sin
Hey
I'll cut you in, I'll cut you in
I'll cut you in, I'll cut you in
I'll cut you in, I'll cut you in
Yeah
Mmm, woo
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Stargazer was the ew ugly witch who murdered Andy who was actually Christ. Look into this. Her name is Xana La Fuente aka Roseana Patricia Trujillo and she got Andy too high with evil calculated intent, then locked him in a vehicle in the garage and turned the exhaust fumes on and locked the door. She was a witch who was connected to the Zeena LaVey Baptism of the Church of Satanism in the 80's, lied to Chris and Andy and did this because she wanted Chris and because Andy kissed her sister after she continually cheated on him a bunch of times and he tried to get away and give her a taste of her own medicine. Chris didn't want her at ALLLLLLLLLL. She swindled both of them and Chris loved Andy more and fucking found out that Andy was Christ and lied to Chris and Andy and then Chris ran away from this cunt forever wouldn't marry her - she complained a bunch over the internet about him not putting her on the guestlist for his Temple of the Dog tour - annoying murderous CUNT who fucking killed CHRIST for a stupid love spell and revenge - blasphemy and sacrelige on the highest level and NOT OKAY. Then, because Chris wouldn't put her on the guestlist for the TOTD tour in late 2016ish - or continue a relationship with her and ran and married other women instead and loved Andy more and wouldn't put her on the freakin guestlist - she spelled him to hang himself after Chris was brave enough to face that time of his life with that tour again to love and support ANDY. sooooo if you love Chris Cornell, Andy Wood, God or support Christianity or TOTD or Malfunkshun or Mother Love Bone or Soundgarden or Audioslave or love their music in any way - REPORT THIS WOMAN. I KNOW THIS FOR A FACT. BUT I THINK SHE LIVES IN SANTA FE NOW AND WATCH OUT HER UNCLE/RELATIVE IS ON THE FORCE IN THAT TOWN PROTECTING HER FUCKED UP LIES. SHE KILLED ANDY (CHRIST) AND CORNELL. LOOK INTO IT. SHE'S STILL ALIVE - LOOK INTO THIS SHIT, RECOGNIZE & CALL THE GOVERNMENT. I keep trying to but it's kind of a wacky story sooooo....help from a brave soul would be freakin' fantastic. GET THIS CUNT.