How To Be An Idiot

ANOTHER MORNING STILL IN BED, SO MANY THOUGHTS RUN THROUGH MY HEAD,
SELF-MOTIVATING NOT TO BE
I STAYED UP LATE THE NIGHT BEFORE, TO CONTIMPLATE AND SELF ABSORB,
THERE IS NO ANSWER I CAN SEE
KNOWING MY LIFE SUCKS TO ME
YESTERDAY I WROTE ANOTHER GOODBYE NOTE
I TOOK A RAZOR AND I TRIED TO CUT MY THROAT
BUT I MISSED A DULL BLADE ONE OF MY FIRST SIGNS
I FOUND A PLASTIC BAG TO WRAP AROUND MY HEAD
IT WAS A LITTLE SMALL I KILLED THE CAT INSTEAD
THAT LITTLE BASTARD'S SUPPOSE TO LIVE ANOTHER 8 MORE TIMES
WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY MIND
PROZAC FOR THE WAY YOU FEEL, MAKES YOUR BODY SO SUREAL
HAVING ONE WITH WINE IS JUST THE TRICK
TOOK A LIGHTER TO A CAN OF RAID, DRINKING DRAIN-O LEMONAIDE
AND ALL IT DID WAS MAKE ME REALLY SICK
BUT I DON'T CARE, MY WHOLE DAMN LIFE SEEMS SO UNFAIR
DO YOU KNOW WHAT MIGHT BE WRONG WITH ME
HERE IN MY OWN HELL, THEY SAY THAT I DON'T LOOK SO WELL
DO YOU KNOW HOW LONELY IT CAN BE
KNOWING MY LIFE SUCKS TO ME
TODAY I'M FEELING DOWN, LIKE MOST OF THE TIME
I CALLED ANOTHER DAM SUICIDE HOT LINE
AND THE GIRL ON THE PHONE DIDN'T REALLY CARE
I SAID I'D END MY LIFE, BUT IT ALWAYS FALLS APART
I COULDN'T GET MY BRAND NEW CAR TO START.
THE DISAPPOINTMENTS MORE THAN I CAN BARE.
OPENED UP THE OVEN DOOR, LAID DOWN ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR
AND ONLY BURNED MY ELBOWS ON THE RACK
JUMPED OUT OF A FLYING PLANE, YOU'D THINK THAT I MIGHT BE INSANE
BUT I FORGOT MY CHUTE WAS ON MY BACK
I TIED A KNOT AND PULLED IT THROUGH, AND BROKE THE CEILING FAN IN TWO
IT ONLY MADE ME DIZZY FOR A BIT
NOW I'M BURRIED UNDERGROUND, AND EVERYONE JUST STANDS AROUND MY
GRAVE STONE WITH THE CAPTION "IDIOT"