Hellbound

(You'll be in Hell... before me(in Jappenese))
(Welcome back to the stage of history)
Yo
Slim Shady!
Yo
I fuckin' -- I'll
I puke eat it and freak you
battle i'm too weeded to speak to
the only key that I see to defeat you
would be for me to remove these two addidas and beat you
and force feed you them both
and on each feet is a kleet shoe
I lift you off you feet so fast with a round house
you'll think I pulled the fucking ground out from under neath you... Bitch
I ain't no fucking G I'm a cannabal
I ain't trying to shoot you I'm trying to chop you into peices and eat you
wrap you in rope and plastic stab you with broken glass
and have you with open gashes
straped to a soken mattres
coke and ashes
black magic clokes and dagers
fuck the planet till it spins on a broken axis
I'm so bananas Im showing up to your open casket
to fill it full of explosive gas close it back with a lit match
while I sit back and just hope it catches
blow it to fragments
laugh
roll you and smoke the ashes
(chorus)
I see the light at the end
but every time I take a step it gets dim
tell me is this hell we're living in
if so heavens got to be better
but if we're hell bound
whatever lets go down
Am I the worst because I never go to church
I run a red light then sideswipe a hearse
I'ma drink 'til my liver rot, see the doc
Clear the E.R., then hit a bar for a liquor shot, 'til the liver spot
One day we all gon' die
But when I die, I'ma be so high
that I'ma get up and walk, leavin the concrete bare
with the chalk outline still there
I smoke 'til I choke and I sex a lot
I got a cross on my chain but it's just to rock
Now if I pray everynight (night)
Do I still have to hold my trey very tight?
You feel me God? I done did so much shit while on Earth
I smoke, I drink, I curse, and to make matters worse
I bust my gun first, and then I chat with your corpse
Since way back, I was one to never like back-talk
See me at the pearly gates in line, wearin a North Face
Nickle nine at my waist, God done lost faith
Angels greet me but I don't reply back
Just show me to my quarters, and oh yeah, where's Thai at?
(chorus)
(Maxie was seriously wounded but the soul still burns
Final battle, fight!)
Analyze the strength of my game, like Lee Corso
Call me a lost soul, with a vest on my torso
And of course, yo, you know I'm no stranger to danger
Like Christ in a manger, feel a whole range of my anger
I breathe down shit so hard you can see sound
And beat down these rap clowns in like three rounds
My pen 'bout as sharp as a dagger, walk with a swagger
Tie your wife to the back of a black Jag and I drag her
Ten blocks, untie the bitch and I still bag her
Give her a smack in the ass and a six pack of lager
My shit go as deep and as dark as a train tunnel
My flows spill like usin the wrong end of a funnel
Everyday I grow more older, and more colder
Fly you to Colorado, roll you over with a boulder
I know you want to retaliate but you won't dare
Cause you fuckin with some niggaz like this who just don't care
(chorus)
But every time I take a step, it gets dim..
Tell me is this hell we're livin in?
Haha..
(Time's up!
You lose!)
(Captin!)