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Plexiglass Toilet

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Plexiglass Toilet Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Don't sit on the Plexiglass toilet
Said the momma to her son
Wipe the butt clean with the paper
Make it nice for everyone
So don't sit down on the Plexiglass toilet, yeah

[Verse 2]
A boy of 5 stands close to the toilet
Holds the lid up with one hand
Won't let go the lid for fear that
On his banana it will land
Don't sit down on the Plexiglass toilet, yeah

[Verse 3]
Boy grows up, he eats the enchilada
With the sauce that burns the heart
Family comes to visit family
Momma says don't belch and fart
And don't sit on the Plexiglass toilet, yeah

[Chorus]
Don't sit down on the Plexiglass toilet
Said the momma to her son
Wipe the butt clean with the paper
Make it nice for everyone
And don't sit down on the Plexiglass toilet, yeah

[Bridge]
Everybody sing!

[Chorus]
Don't sit down on the Plexiglass toilet
Said the momma to her son
Wipe the butt clean with the paper
Make it nice for everyone
But don't sit down on the Plexiglass toilet, yeah

[Outro]
Don't sit down on the Plexiglass toilet
Said the momma to her son
Wipe the butt clean with the paper
Make it nice for everyone
But don't sit down on the Plexiglass toilet, yeah

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kevin On May 24, 2001

Blue Collar Man (Long Nights)

[Verse 1]
Don't sit on the Plexiglass toilet
Said the momma to her son
Wipe the butt clean with the paper
Make it nice for everyone
So don't sit down on the Plexiglass toilet, yeah

[Verse 2]
A boy of 5 stands close to the toilet
Holds the lid up with one hand
Won't let go the lid for fear that
On his banana it will land
Don't sit down on the Plexiglass toilet, yeah

[Verse 3]
Boy grows up, he eats the enchilada
With the sauce that burns the heart
Family comes to visit family
Momma says don't belch and fart
And don't sit on the Plexiglass toilet, yeah

[Chorus]
Don't sit down on the Plexiglass toilet
Said the momma to her son
Wipe the butt clean with the paper
Make it nice for everyone
And don't sit down on the Plexiglass toilet, yeah

[Bridge]
Everybody sing!

[Chorus]
Don't sit down on the Plexiglass toilet
Said the momma to her son
Wipe the butt clean with the paper
Make it nice for everyone
But don't sit down on the Plexiglass toilet, yeah

[Outro]
Don't sit down on the Plexiglass toilet
Said the momma to her son
Wipe the butt clean with the paper
Make it nice for everyone
But don't sit down on the Plexiglass toilet, yeah

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wow1111575

2020-04-04 20:13:15

kevin

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2001-05-24 00:35:21

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by god_save_theQUEEN

19y ago

omg, this song is hilarious

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by pjax

19y ago

song meaning is quite straightforward

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by stb93

17y ago

This song is just them fuckin around to fill time on a record...great song

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by rj9923

11y ago

I just heard "As bad as this" by styx and then it turned into this plexiglass toilet song and I was shocked. I thought it was perhaps some person at spotify messing around inserting some odd song into a random track that not too many people nowadays listen to, but after looking it up it is indeed part of Styx' track. Whatever they meant by this, whether it be filling in a time requirement or adding shock value, I applaud them!

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