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Be Still My Beating Off Lyrics
If it's easier to discuss this
privately without your dad the
minister who doesn't take
kindly to your pursuits then
I'll oblige.
Was it you that was found
with your pants down
watching your favourite cartoon
yelling at the shopkeeper
for the changing of the channel
say to yourself:
"Be still my beating off"
well it ma be inappropriate
for someone in your position
as a cop to satisfy
yourself at the blue light disco
say to yourself:
"Be still my beating off"
there's no crime when you choose your time
and your place to masturbate in a public place
you will be disgraced, it's your right to choose
wheter or not you want to be on the news.
Well I'm sure the judge will
look lightly
on your case considering I saw him
earlier at the footy
having a quick one off the wrist then
say to yourself:
Be still my beating off.
privately without your dad the
minister who doesn't take
kindly to your pursuits then
I'll oblige.
Was it you that was found
with your pants down
watching your favourite cartoon
yelling at the shopkeeper
for the changing of the channel
say to yourself:
"Be still my beating off"
well it ma be inappropriate
for someone in your position
as a cop to satisfy
yourself at the blue light disco
say to yourself:
"Be still my beating off"
there's no crime when you choose your time
and your place to masturbate in a public place
you will be disgraced, it's your right to choose
wheter or not you want to be on the news.
Well I'm sure the judge will
look lightly
on your case considering I saw him
earlier at the footy
having a quick one off the wrist then
say to yourself:
Be still my beating off.
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ive never heard this song. maybe i should. does anyone else like it??????? hmmm?
i think its funny, but there are betta songs
such a weird song, the timing etc.
i think its pretty obvious: all males masterbate, whether we like to admit it or not, but do it privatly coz its frowned upon in western (christian) society.
The title of this song is a play on expression "be still my beating heart" which means to try and calm yourself down when you see something that gets you worked up sexually. If you get horny in public don't jack off because you'll get in trouble
fiascodagama: in which societies is masturbation NOT frowned upon??
The masturbation appreciation society.