The Vandals

S.W.M.

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Im kinda desperate.. you might have sensed it from the tone fo my voice...
its a disaster... ive got no answers... a kind of life with no choice.
Im doing lots of nothings here with a lot of no ones... praying for the phone.
Solitude is creepy.. it really isnt pretty growing man alone.
We could meet for coffee or go to the fair... I dont even like to do those things but im getting kindda desperate here!

*JUST CALL ME! Box 27605 please, leave a message while theres still time.. bold type print in the classified.. SINGLE WHITE MALE SEEKS MISSES RIGHT!

Im self employed... im not easily annoyed by any personality flaws... im not a stalker.. excessive talker... it doesnt really metter to me whatever your into im into thats cool.
We could meet for coffee or stay home and watch cheers... I dont even like to do those things but im getting kinda desperate here!

*chorus*
Im not getting any younger here.... please call the number.. anything you wanna do is fine with me...SINGLE WHITE MALE SEEKS MISSES RIGHT!

Still! My box is empty.. and no ones sent me any kind of reply... I sit here waiting never dating masturbating.. man i hope i dont go blind.
We could meet for coffee or go to the state fair.. I dont even like to do those things but im getting kindda desperate here!

*chorus*
CALL ME!

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chump On Apr 13, 2002

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Im kinda desperate.. you might have sensed it from the tone fo my voice... 
its a disaster... ive got no answers... a kind of life with no choice. 
Im doing lots of nothings here with a lot of no ones... praying for the phone. 
Solitude is creepy.. it really isnt pretty growing man alone. 
We could meet for coffee or go to the fair... I dont even like to do those things but im getting kindda desperate here!

*JUST CALL ME! Box 27605 please, leave a message while theres still time.. bold type print in the classified.. SINGLE WHITE MALE SEEKS MISSES RIGHT!

Im self employed... im not easily annoyed by any personality flaws... im not a stalker.. excessive talker... it doesnt really metter to me whatever your into im into thats cool. 
We could meet for coffee or stay home and watch cheers... I dont even like to do those things but im getting kinda desperate here!

*chorus* 
Im not getting any younger here.... please call the number.. anything you wanna do is fine with me...SINGLE WHITE MALE SEEKS MISSES RIGHT!

Still! My box is empty.. and no ones sent me any kind of reply... I sit here waiting never dating masturbating.. man i hope i dont go blind. 
We could meet for coffee or go to the state fair.. I dont even like to do those things but im getting kindda desperate here!

*chorus* 
CALL ME!

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2002-04-13 09:49:22

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by Chump

24y ago

it's just funny this guy's so deperate sounds like the kind of guy who still lives with his mother when he's 30 or sumthing

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by Vandals¬Rulz

24y ago

This song just kick ass

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by KDCurly87

24y ago

i love the little phone solo in this song :-)

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by HitlerBadVandalsGood

24y ago

Good song.

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