I Won't Be Home for Christmas Lyrics
I can't describe the joy they bring
'Cause joy is something they don't bring me
Pick her up while hanging sickles of ice
Their whiny voices get irritating
It's Christmas time again
Wondering how much of my time they'll waste
Oh god, I hate these Satan's helpers
Because I grabbed a baseball bat
And made them all run for shelter
Again
It's time to be nice to the people who
You can't stand, all year
I'm growing tired of this Christmas cheer
Please stay away from my home
If you don't wanna get me down
Just leave the presents and let me be alone
Because the cops came and arrested me
They had an unfair advantage
And even though the jail didn't have a tree
Christmas came a night early
As a guy named Bubba unwrapped my package
Again
It's time to be nice to the people who
You can't stand, all year
I'm growing tired of this Christmas cheer
Please stay away from my home
If you don't wanna get me down
Just leave the presents and let me be alone
I won't be home for Christmas
I won't be home
omfg i love this song. lol it kicks ass
This song is really good I think. It was so good to me that I had to by the single. The single was pretty good. I think that this song is really well written with a funny story along with it. I love Blink 182 so much that I saw them in concert 5 times already. I hope that they come to the Allentown fare again this year! Is it just me or does it seem like there's some lyrics missing form these? I'm not sure but I believe so! I love Blink 182! HeHe!:) ~aMbEr*
I LOVE THIS SONG! its so hysterical!
lol this song kicks ass! its so funny to sing at christmas time b/c people are like "what are you singing?!" i love this song! blink 182 rocks!
the song is probably(if u ignore the humour)about hating something(christmas) and then when its taken away from u realising how much u miss it "please post my bail"
what was the point of making that post? if u go by ur bullshit theory of selling out, every band that sells records is a "sell out"
yeah i mean they not sell outs they just became a pop band so they can create a huge 15 year old girl fan base
I think this song is hilarious! "You people scare me, please stay away from my home", is exactly how I feel about my relatives at Christmas. The Bubba thing is great too, reminds me of my 8th grade science teacher "keep your soap on a rope". Hehe
yeah christmas suckz newayz
thats their funniest song i think, i love it. One of the few blink songs i really like
hey how comes that good songs like this have like 10 comments and "all the small things" has 250 comments. Sad... kinda shows what they've become