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I Won't Be Home for Christmas Lyrics

Outside the carolers start to sing
I can't describe the joy they bring
'Cause joy is something they don't bring me

My girlfriend is by my side
Pick her up while hanging sickles of ice
Their whiny voices get irritating
It's Christmas time again

So I stand with a dead smile on my face
Wondering how much of my time they'll waste
Oh god, I hate these Satan's helpers

And then I guess I must have snapped
Because I grabbed a baseball bat
And made them all run for shelter

It's Christmas time
Again
It's time to be nice to the people who
You can't stand, all year
I'm growing tired of this Christmas cheer

You people scare me
Please stay away from my home
If you don't wanna get me down
Just leave the presents and let me be alone

Well I guess it's not cool to freak on Christmas eve
Because the cops came and arrested me
They had an unfair advantage
And even though the jail didn't have a tree
Christmas came a night early
As a guy named Bubba unwrapped my package

It's Christmas time
Again
It's time to be nice to the people who
You can't stand, all year
I'm growing tired of this Christmas cheer

You people scare me
Please stay away from my home
If you don't wanna get me down
Just leave the presents and let me be alone

I won't be home
I won't be home for Christmas
I won't be home
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Submitted by
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Cover art for I Won't Be Home for Christmas lyrics by Blink-182

omfg i love this song. lol it kicks ass

Cover art for I Won't Be Home for Christmas lyrics by Blink-182

This song is really good I think. It was so good to me that I had to by the single. The single was pretty good. I think that this song is really well written with a funny story along with it. I love Blink 182 so much that I saw them in concert 5 times already. I hope that they come to the Allentown fare again this year! Is it just me or does it seem like there's some lyrics missing form these? I'm not sure but I believe so! I love Blink 182! HeHe!:) ~aMbEr*

Cover art for I Won't Be Home for Christmas lyrics by Blink-182

I LOVE THIS SONG! its so hysterical!

Cover art for I Won't Be Home for Christmas lyrics by Blink-182

lol this song kicks ass! its so funny to sing at christmas time b/c people are like "what are you singing?!" i love this song! blink 182 rocks!

the song is probably(if u ignore the humour)about hating something(christmas) and then when its taken away from u realising how much u miss it "please post my bail"

what was the point of making that post? if u go by ur bullshit theory of selling out, every band that sells records is a "sell out"

Cover art for I Won't Be Home for Christmas lyrics by Blink-182

yeah i mean they not sell outs they just became a pop band so they can create a huge 15 year old girl fan base

Cover art for I Won't Be Home for Christmas lyrics by Blink-182

I think this song is hilarious! "You people scare me, please stay away from my home", is exactly how I feel about my relatives at Christmas. The Bubba thing is great too, reminds me of my 8th grade science teacher "keep your soap on a rope". Hehe

Cover art for I Won't Be Home for Christmas lyrics by Blink-182

yeah christmas suckz newayz

Cover art for I Won't Be Home for Christmas lyrics by Blink-182

thats their funniest song i think, i love it. One of the few blink songs i really like

hey how comes that good songs like this have like 10 comments and "all the small things" has 250 comments. Sad... kinda shows what they've become