Van Halen

A Apolitical Blues

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Well my telephone was ringing and
they told me it was Chairman Mao
Well my telephone was ringing and
they told me it was Chairman Mao
You got to tell him anything 'cause
I just don't want to talk to him now
I have a apolitical blues and
it's the meanest blues of all
I have a apolitical blues and
it's the meanest blues of all
I don't care if you're John Wayne
I just don't want to take no calls
No calls

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spliphstar On Feb 18, 2002

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2002-02-18 15:21:07

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by Coldfrontcory

21y ago

its a apolitical BLUES retards....know the song...u did the same thing with stone temple pilots "wet my bed" not "wet my eyes"...idiots

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