Right about now
In the place to be
Too short bay-bee
Gettin' real funky
With the mother fuckin'
Dangerous crew bitch
With that old school
Too short baby
I'm so hard
Pimpin' these hoes
On the boulevard
But im not here
To tell you about me
I got a little story about a nasty freak
She's the kind of girl you think about in bed
Blow job Betty given real good head
Bust a left nut, right nut in her jaw
Sperm on her cheeks
Is all bizzare
She could blow more head
Than a whale blows water
Blow job Betty make ya dick get harder
Shes a one of a kind
One hell of a girl
A trip and a half
Around the world
Catcha gettin busy girl she wouldnt stop
She's the kinda girl that make your toes pop
Everytime i used to see her
I would know whats up
Blow job betty better blow me up
I remember the day when i first met her
Bitch kinda looked so I knew i'd get her
Walked up to and said my name was short
Just what you've been lookin for
Pimp is my game
I do it the best
Ho fuck with me she aint get no rest
Well after that
I Ged the freak
I used to stop by and fuck about twice a week
From the very first time i went to her house
Walked in her house and stuck my dick in her mouth
Short dogg will get bitches anytime i wanna 'em
Gotta big dick then lay it right on'er tonsils
Only stick it in about half way back
Because if i put it all in it bust straight through her neck
Niggers always sayin how they fucked that bitch
But im the only nigger that the bitch made rich
Like any other tramp
She loved to fuck
When any other motha fucka got somethin' to suck
Spit game to the bitch
Just like this
Why you runnin round suckin all that dick for no money?
It didnt take long to stay true to the game
And get my pimpin on
But every once and awhile
You get a stupid ho
Bitch aint about money and she never know how to get it
Blow Job Betty was dumb
A pheen for a fuck and a mouth full of cum
She made money for a minute
But she loved the sex
So i cut the bitch loose like'a old skool vet
Six months later
I'm still a pimp
I'm still a player
One night at a club
She was puttin in work
All you had to do was step up to her
She was in the bathroom
Saying one at a time
She wasnt my bitch but she still was fine
So i went in the bathroom seen the bitch
Slapped on the headset ya ready to switch
And to the players out there instantly
Blow Job Betty started servin' me
Cuz the player i am till the day im dead
I was sitting on the sink, gettin some head
It was all so good and much too true
One young freak and a whole damn crew
But then i shot that fatal nut
And i knocked that bitch on her butt
She couldnt even breathe she was holdin her throat
Me and my homies just hit the door
My home boy said short dont worry
But that next day i read this story
A young girl died just last night
She choked on sperm in her windpipe
It was on her face, her neck and chest
And we're sorry to say there's no suspect
When i sought back my brain clicked
I bust a nut and killeda bitch
It might sound sick it might be quick
But you never got sucked by blow job betty


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    this song is tight if you dont like it then fuck you

    shady_girl2424on May 17, 2002   Link
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    i knew a person who gave good head but her name was bob.

    logan_6969on May 24, 2002   Link
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    One of, if not THE best love song ever.

    sierpon March 12, 2003   Link
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    lol too short is hilarious this song is one of his best

    vortecs10on October 17, 2004   Link
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    too short is the biggest mack in the world.... he runs dem hoes like green lights

    freshoutthecountyon October 26, 2004   Link
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    lol good song

    frenzyon March 29, 2005   Link
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    Too Short is classic.

    kmk_natashaon April 28, 2005   Link

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