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If I was in the fridge would you open the door If I was the grass would you mow your lawn If I was your body would you still wear clothes If I was a booger would you blow your nose where would you keep it would you eat it I'm just trying to give myself a reason for being around If I was a front porch swing would you let me hang If I was a dance floor would you shake your thang If I was a rubber check would you let me bounce up and down inside your bank account would you trust me not to break you I'm just tryin' really hard to make you notice me being around If I was a haircut would you wear a hat If I was a maid could I clean your flat If I was the carpet would you wipe your feet in time to save me from mud off the street If you liked me If you loved me would you get down on your knees and scrub me I'm a little grubby from just being around
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This is such a funny song, it makes me laugh every time I hear it. I don't really think there a deep meaning to it, but it's good never the less.
i love these lyrics, they're so sweet and funny at the same time.
"if i was a booger would you blow your nose?" i was told that i would be picked out and stored in a jar for years to come..or flicked at someone lol.
Anthony Green and Craig Owens covered this, AMAZING. They dedicated it to each other, lollll :)
This song never fails to bring a smile to my face. I'm pretty sure, though, that the lyric is "If I was the fridge," not "If I was IN the fridge."