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I Hate My Frickin' Isp Lyrics

The reason that I signed up
Is the reason that I hate it
I know she's made her mind up
I just don't know how she's made it

And my dial-up screen has locked me into a
Touch-tone tune monotony 'cuz some
Snot-nosed pube has blocked me out
And I wait, and I wait

And I hate my frickin' ISP
He ain't good, no bandwidth left for me
And I'll never get back, never get back
The time that I waste
That's what I hate

My job's so hard to swallow
But it's got me by the collar
And some motel (???)
Where every local call's a dollar

I've got no time left to jack off
I got a deadline that won't back off
I'm about to chew my own leg off 'cuz
It's so late, and i'm late

And I hate my frickin' ISP
I get pumped for inactivity
And I'll never get back ,never get back
The time that I waste
That's what I hate!

It rained CD-Roms that gave me twenty hours free
I let my service provider make a junky out of me
And then he cut me off from my online community
And I hate it, I hate, I hate it

And I hate my frickin' ISP
His domain name look-up takes eternity
And I'll never get back, never get back
The time that I waste
That's what I hate

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Cover art for I Hate My Frickin' Isp lyrics by Todd Rundgren

this guy used to be brilliant, then he got terribly terribly shitty. this is his only good new song, but it's really fucking good- cracks me up every time i hear it

Cover art for I Hate My Frickin' Isp lyrics by Todd Rundgren

Oh c'mon!!! How much of his new stuff have you actually listened to? He still rocks.

 
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