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White and black, the friendly bears of China
White and black, they rarely reproduce
What shall be done about these Chinese bears?
What shall be done about these friendly bears?
Die, they must die
The pandas must die
Die, they must die
The pandas must die
Yay!
Why should we save them?
What good do they do?
Have you ever seen a panda
Do something good for you?
They can't wear t-shirts,
They can't bounce basketballs
They can't walk tightropes
Over Niagra Falls
Die, they must die
The pandas must die
Die, they must die
The pandas must die
You fat bastard!
All endangered species
Leave endangered feces
If you knew how bad they smelled
You would gladly take their pelt
If we kill them all
We can have more parking lots
We can have small couches
Made of little ocelots
Die, they must die
The pandas must die
Die, they must die
The pandas must die
White and black, they rarely reproduce
What shall be done about these Chinese bears?
What shall be done about these friendly bears?
The pandas must die
Die, they must die
The pandas must die
Yay!
What good do they do?
Have you ever seen a panda
Do something good for you?
They can't wear t-shirts,
They can't bounce basketballs
They can't walk tightropes
Over Niagra Falls
The pandas must die
Die, they must die
The pandas must die
Leave endangered feces
If you knew how bad they smelled
You would gladly take their pelt
If we kill them all
We can have more parking lots
We can have small couches
Made of little ocelots
The pandas must die
Die, they must die
The pandas must die
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Submitted by
jimmy_fallon_girl On Jan 26, 2002
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how funny is this song?? extremely funny is the blatently obvious answer wat a band wat a sense of humour
this song is farking hilarious. I just saw them on mad tv and I nearly had a seizure; these guys are so awesome. xD pretty, phone sex girls are not pretty!