don't smoke don't fight don't light no cigarettes
or else you'll wind up in the can
no jokes no rights sit tight don't fool around
you are a guest of uncle sam
stand up look right don't slouch and stand at ease
allow no sex above the knees
when I snap you jump into the master plan
I'll be damned
I'll be damned if I drink or smoke
I'll be damned if I steal your joke
I'll be damned if I go for broke
damned if I do
damned if I don't
don't talk don't fool don't try to mess around
I'll make a monkey outta you
you sign your name right on that dotted line boy
I'll be damned
I'll be damned if I drink or smoke
I'll be damned if I steal your joke
I'll be damned if I go for broke
damned if I do damned if I don't
I'll be damned
or else you'll wind up in the can
no jokes no rights sit tight don't fool around
you are a guest of uncle sam
stand up look right don't slouch and stand at ease
allow no sex above the knees
when I snap you jump into the master plan
I'll be damned if I steal your joke
I'll be damned if I go for broke
damned if I do
damned if I don't
I'll make a monkey outta you
you sign your name right on that dotted line boy
I'll be damned
I'll be damned if I steal your joke
I'll be damned if I go for broke
damned if I do damned if I don't
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Well, I think it may be about a soldier in 'nam...
Damn, forgot to say why... Vietcong snipers aimed for lights, like cigarettes... The whole first verse helps my theory...
I agree with Redkid. Sounds like military, just in general, but adding in the 'nam makes perfect scence to me.
its about what you cant do in the mlitary
Its about a person who is being controlled by their other half. SIMPLE!