Cum On Everybody Lyrics
[Em] Yo, mic check
Testing one, two, um... twelve
(whattup whattup whattup.. Outsidaz)
[Em] This is my dance song (Outsidaz)
Can you hear me?
(Rah Digga, Pacewon, Young Zee)
[Em] Aight, ay turn my headphones up
(bust it bust it)
My favoite color is red, like the blood shed
from Kurt Cobain's head, when he shot himself dead
Women all grabbin at my shishkabob
Bought Lauryn Hill's tape so her kids could starve
(I can't stand white people!)
You thought I was livid, now I'm even more so
Shit I got full blown AIDS and a sore throat
I got a wardrobe with an orange robe {*wolf whistle*}
I'm in the fourth row, signin autographs at your show
(Yo can you sign this right here?)
I just remembered that I'm absent minded
Wait, I mean I've lost my mind, I can't find it
I'm freestylin every verse that I spit
cause I don't even remember the words to my shit (umm, one two)
I told the doc I need a change in sickness
and gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis
Put my LP on your Christmas gift list
You wanna get high, here bitch just sniff this
Yo.. yo yo yo yo
I tried suicide once and I'll try it again
That's why I write songs where I die at the end
Cause I don't give a fuck, like my middle finger was stuck
and I was wavin it at everybody screamin, "I suck" (I SUCK!!!)
I go on stage in front of a sellout crowd
and yell out loud, "All y'all get the hell out now"
Fuck rap, I'm givin it up y'all, I'm sorry
(But Eminem this is your record release party!)
I'm bored out of my gourd -- so I took a hammer
and nailed my foot to the floorboard of my Ford
Guess I'm just a sick sick bastard
who's one sandwich short of a picnic basket (I ain't got it all)
One Excederin tablet short of a full medicine cabinet
I feel like my head has been shredded like lettuce and cabbage
(ohhhhhhh) And if you ever see a video for this shit
I'll probably be dressed up like a mummy with my wrists slit
Got bitches on my jock out in East Detroit
Cause they think that I'm a motherfuckin Beastie Boy {*wolf whistle*}
So I told em I was Mike D
They was like, "Gee I don't know, he might be!"
I told em, "Meet me at Kid Rock's next concert
I'll be standin by the Loch Ness Monster (okay) peace out (bye!!)"
Then I jetted to the weed house
Smoked out til I started bustin freestyles
Broke out then I dipped quick back to the crib, put on lipstick
Crushed up the Tylenol and ate it with a dipstick (*slurping*}
Made a couple of crank calls collect [*brrrrrrring, click*]
"Ken Kaniff from Connecticut, can you accept?"
I wanna make songs all the fellas dub
And murder every rich rapper that I'm jealous of
So just remember when I bomb your set
Yo, I only cuss to make your mom upset
zps2, you are a dumbass, u fucking cock sucking homo. you wont know real talent if it fucked u in the ass! you need real talent to rap, i want to see ur fagget ass try to rap a freestyle without stuttering right off the top of ur head. so shut the fuck up fucking fudge packer!!!
Dont get me wrong I like a lot of their shit, but Kurt Cobain and Nirvana are way to fucking overated. Its irritading when ppl talk about Kurt like he was some sort of fucking god. He wouldent be anywhere near as popular as he is now if he was still alive. Plus Eminem lives for getting under peoples skin, he raps about it all the time in his songs. I dont think he means even half the shit he says in his ryhmes, I think he made the Kurt reference cause he knows how popular kurt is and he knew he would piss off a lot of people by saying it. And reading some of your comments looks like he got what he wanted, he got the best of you. He wins.
i dont usually post negative comments about songs in general but this song and its lyrics make me utterly sick.
ALL of his songs and their lyrics make me utterly sick
this song is tight
KURT COBAIN LIVE'S FOREVER...not you eminem...fuck ya,fuck ya,fuck ya , EMINEM SUX!
Why does everyone care about what Eminem says, or anybody else for that matter? Grow up and stop taking everything so literally. You need to realize its just entertainment, not truth. He's not telling you to go out and do the things he talks about. Take responsibility for yourself and your kids so you can stop blaming people like Em for the worlds problems. And the whole Kurt Cobain thing is stupid. I'm a fan, but you cant deny the fact that the lyric is funny, its just words. I mean Nirvana was cool and all, but grunge is dead...
Why does everyone care about what Eminem says, or anybody else for that matter? Grow up and stop taking everything so literally. You need to realize its just entertainment, not truth. He's not telling you to go out and do the things he talks about. Take responsibility for yourself and your kids so you can stop blaming people like Em for the worlds problems. And the whole Kurt Cobain thing is stupid. I'm a fan, but you cant deny the fact that the lyric is funny, its just words. I mean Nirvana was cool and all, but grunge is dead and its not coming back.
This song is great... you are all losers who think otherwise.
By the way... when I first saw the title of this song, I thought it was going to be about... well, something else. I like it how it is, though!!
zps2 you are pretty stupid. saying that someone is talentless just because you dont like their music is quite childish. eminem is damn good at what he does. kurt cobain was incredible at what he did. two completely different things that cannot be compared. just deal with the shit and next time....dont listen.
zps2 you are pretty stupid. saying that someone is talentless just because you dont like their music is quite childish. eminem is damn good at what he does. kurt cobain was incredible at what he did. two completely different things that cannot be compared. just deal with the shit and next time....dont listen.