GWAR

The Performer

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i'll come to town for you
dress up like a clown for you
pull my pants on down for you, then i'll crawl away
i will blow hot fart on you
i will build an R2D2
i won't even start for you unless you fucking pay
because i am the performer(3x)
i will come to town for you
dress up like a clown for you
try not to fuck around on you, do so anyway
i will find the ark for you
go sleep in the park with you, even suck a cock or two
but no sir i'm not gay.

before i was a whore, on tour i was the child always running with his dick hanging out and his diapers pulled down.
show biz was calling so i hit the stage
worked out and act where i got raped in a cage
my life was bullshit and i didn't care
went to go bowling and i missed on my spare
but what else could i fucking do
but play another song for you?
thinking about a nose job too
cause i am the performer

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tricky_dick On Jan 02, 2002

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2002-01-02 18:50:03

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