El Capitan

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El Capitan
I've been rockin'
Since the 1900s
A microphone
And two 1200s
What what what
Back in the day
You used to
Fuck with Alizania
I would kick it
With the liquor from
Kingston JA
In the morning
You'd be cool though
Makin' me Menudo
Pissin' out your cool-o
Got to act the fool-o
I like it on ice with Coca-Cola
I sip it from LA to Capitola
Watchin' for the rollers
Pull over to the shoulders
Should have started drinkin'
When I was much older
Some like gin
Some like tonic
I like the captain with
The half ounce of chronic
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El Capitan
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One night in the summer
'Bout two months back
Went out on the town
Without a plan of attack
Heinekin shots of 151
With a bottle of what
We call El Capitan
Now what happened that night
You can't quite recall (Huh)
Fact is boy
You can't remember at all
(What?)
You woke up in the mornin'
With a spinning head
And a teenage girl
Lyin' next to you in bed
You kicked her out and
Then you slammed the door
Tried to forget
About the night before
A month goes by
You can't remember the date
The girl's at your door sayin'
"Boy I'm late"
That's what you get
For out-playin' the ho
And now you got a kid
With a girl you don't know
The first thing you thought
When she dropped the bomb
Shouldn't have been
Fuckin' with El Capitan
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El Capitan
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El Capitan
Now drop the Chalupa
Pick up the mic
And let the party people
Know just what you like
Well it comes from Puerto Rico
So you know that I be diggin' it
And if the bottle's empty then
You know that I been swiggin' it
Hittin' it
And now the party's legit
Heinas getting licked
Shakin' the booties and tits
We the OPM clique
And that's how we roll
Now get some education
From my man Shakey-Lo
Now Captain Morgan
Was a pirate dude
He used to jack motherfuckers
And act real rude
As a real live person
He wasn't much fun
But he sure made
A good-as* bottle of rum
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El Capitan
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El Capitan