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Heaven Is A Halfpipe Lyrics
If I die before I wake
at least in heaven I can skate
cause right now on earth I cant do jack
without the man up on my back
now heaven would be a dj
spinning dub all night long
and heaven would just kickin back
with Jesus packing my bong
and if you dont believe in Jesus and muhammad and budha too
and while da world is warring
just sit back and laugh at u singing..
If I die before I wake
at least in heaven I can skate
cause right now on earth I cant do jack
without the man up on my back
now most people think of heaven
they see those pearly gates
but I looked a little closer
and theres a sign says "do not skate"
so if you wanna come to my heaven
well we're all gonna have a ball
and everyone u know is welcome
cause we got no gates or walls singing..
If I die before i wake
at least in heaven i can skate
cause right now on earth I cant do shit
without da man fuckin with it
and then I got to the gate
pulled out a list that I'd been calling fate
I'm sorry friend you cant come in
you gotta a list here that doesn't end
you're mad cause I smoke dope
you teaching any classes in how to cope
I'll find a place to rest my head
I rather be alone now that I'm dead
like chirstian hossoi way back in 87
we'll be busting ***** air's until we get to heaven
think I really care that I miss my biology
got my education in stale fishology
with all your rules you got to chill
I'm gonna twist out Mike McGill
I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz
I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz..got da skillz got da skillz...
heaven is a halfpipe..
heaven is a halfpipe..
If I die before I wake
at least in heaven I can skate
cause right now on earth I cant do jack
without the man up on my back
If I die before I wake
at least in heaven I can skate
cause right now on earth I cant do shit
without da man fuckin with it
(repeating till fade)
at least in heaven I can skate
cause right now on earth I cant do jack
without the man up on my back
spinning dub all night long
and heaven would just kickin back
with Jesus packing my bong
and while da world is warring
just sit back and laugh at u singing..
at least in heaven I can skate
cause right now on earth I cant do jack
without the man up on my back
they see those pearly gates
but I looked a little closer
and theres a sign says "do not skate"
well we're all gonna have a ball
and everyone u know is welcome
cause we got no gates or walls singing..
at least in heaven i can skate
cause right now on earth I cant do shit
without da man fuckin with it
pulled out a list that I'd been calling fate
I'm sorry friend you cant come in
you gotta a list here that doesn't end
you teaching any classes in how to cope
I'll find a place to rest my head
I rather be alone now that I'm dead
we'll be busting ***** air's until we get to heaven
think I really care that I miss my biology
got my education in stale fishology
I'm gonna twist out Mike McGill
I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz
I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz..got da skillz got da skillz...
heaven is a halfpipe..
at least in heaven I can skate
cause right now on earth I cant do jack
without the man up on my back
at least in heaven I can skate
cause right now on earth I cant do shit
without da man fuckin with it
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This song will never get old, i still really like it!! and how come they have released like 2 songs and no more?? They should release sum more!!
Great song... pretty damn humorous. I played it for my friend though, and he was like, "How do you listen to this crap?" But then again that's him, over reacting because they are making a little fun of heaven...
Hey, nobody's seen heaven and lived to tell about it... That may be what heaven's like. I sure hope so anyway.
yer man i wish heaven will be this huge halfpipe so i can state all day long........ but this song man the teenies wrecked it for me and my friends we heard it first then everyone started singing it soooooooooooo annoying but now its starting to get back to the good side
Why did he * out CHRIST? but yet he puts in the F word sand stuff. I don't understand that. oh well
this is one of those songs that i LOVE to air guitar to, lol proves how stupid i am doesnt it?
perhaps he doesnt want to offend anyone by saying christ
But he'll say 'fuck' 42 times in another song?
Well, it was good at the time... but its got kinda old and irratating. In truth its not a bad song, but this is a band of little tallent.