Mom

Won't leave the house till its all in place
You know a mess is a human disgrace
Clean up the dishes, take out the trash
Cats are fed and potatoes are mashed
One day the juice was left out, she was in a rush
Won't leave the juice out on the table, she'd rather not go.
Leave the juice out for 5 minutes, leave it out for 10 or 12
Your life is tick-tocking away, e
Leave the juice out befor its too late.
Won't leave the juice out
Can't hook up the water spout, can't record on the VCR
But she works, she works so hard
Mom, oh mom, just leave it on the table
Go outside and smell the air,
Its not clean its worse than the table
But you breathe it everywhere
Studies, oh she studies, she studies so hard
Reads those books, writes those papers
Heats up the coffee thats been sitting there
If it tastes a little old, she doesn't care--but beware!
You don't like our tattoos, but you kinda like my pink hair
I don't like your pantyhose, I like a different kind of underwear
Won't leave the juice out
Can't hook up the water spout, can't record on the VCR
But she works, she works so hard
Mom, oh mom, just leave it on the table
Go outside and smell the air,
Its not clean its worse than the table
But you breathe it everywhere
I left the house before it was too late
Now I'm living as a human disgrace !
Bye, mom... see ya later.