What If

OOhhh la la la
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Marilyn broke the heart of Joe Dimaggio
Oh where'd that horse and carriage go
In the castle I'll build for u
on an island meant just for 2
Would it be if I stuck around
What if all is lost was found
What if I could be
the only one that she'd ever dream of
If I were some movie star
in some big expensive car
At some big 1st night premire
with Ben Affleck and Richard Gere
Would u give me just one look
if I wrote some obsqure book
Would u give me just one chance
in some other circumstance
Someone like me deserves someone like u
La la la la la
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If I was the great Hudini
Granted wishes like a genie
If I were some big tough guy
who went to Mars and made u cry
Told u lies cuz they say
nice guys will lose anyway
in some other circumstance
would u give me just one chance
Someone like me deserves someone like u
La la la la
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What if I....La la la
What if I....La la la
If I were a superhero
a good fellow like DeNiro
If I could face all my fears
Dated girls like Britney Spears
Wore black leather on a Harley,
in Jamaica like Bob Marley
in some other circumstance,
would u give me just one chance
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