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Bruce Lee Vs. The Kiss Army

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so, you think you're kung fu's pretty good, eh? i want to fight your brother him, against me let's kung fu!! the smoke is clearing you can see peter and paul stanley kareem and bruce they've made a truce while ace and gene took pcp a flying kick right through the air his foot got stuck in peter's hair ace and gene took on kareem but slipped and fell in afro sheen then bruce yelled out "oh boy" i think he meant "la choy" kareem and bruce don't miss when throwing stars at kiss gene now has a shorter tongue they should have used their love gun gene and ace escaped today they'll live to fight another day oh, oh my god ancient chinese secret sent by buddha blah... bruce and kareem out shooting baskets for two points.

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ice On Dec 17, 2001

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by Dickward1

24y ago

LMAO!!! the beginning to this song sounds soo funny. i wonder where they got that from!

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by goeatdogshit

22y ago

this is a bad ass guttermouth song from their best album fuck kiss

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by Rancid_Punk

20y ago

lol This is definetly one of there best songs, though I think Lipstick is better.

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