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What Would Brian Boitano Do Pt. Ii Lyrics
(Brian! Skate! Brian! Fight! Brian! Skate! Brian! Fight!) What would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now? He'd make a plan, and he'd follow through, that's what Brian Boitano'd do! When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics, skating for the gold, he two Salchows and a triple Lutz, wearing a blindfold. When Brian Boitano was in the Alps, fighting grizzly bears, he used his magical fire breath and saved the maidens fair. So what would Brian Boitano do if he was here today? I'm sure he'd kick an arse or two, that's what Brian Boitano'd do! When Brian Boitano travelled through time to the year 3010, he fought the evil robot king and saved us all again. And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids, he beat up Kublah Khan, 'Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from anybody!
No, Brian! Those chicken wings are really spicy! Don't eat those!
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings! I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings! I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings! I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings! I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings! I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings! I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
Brian Boitano was born on the planet of Kryluck. He came to earth to save us all from war and death and suck! Hi de lo de hi de lay! Brian Boitano's here! So round up all your lasses, and tell them to have no fear! Say, come over here my honey, I'm gonna take off my pants, and I'm gonna make dirty love to you, 'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!
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I love this song!! I'm not really sure that this means anything, but it is really koo!
It's a song about the greatest champion of our time, Brian Boitano.
I Love this song, but I have just one question, WHO THE HELL IS BRIAN BOITANO?
brian boitano was a famous figure skater! look at the lyrics, guy! =]
fuuunnyyy song. totally reminded me of their very first cartoon, seeing as they included him in that, and thats what started it all.
yeah in the first cartoon they were faced with a conundrum and as jesus was already busy fighting santa they couldn't ask "what would jesus do?" so they just picked a random person - brian boitano - and ended up making something of a superhero out of him
Brian Boitano actually skated to this song...
the chicken wing part rocks
Anyone know why he kind of uses an irish/sailor accent?
knexles, PLEASE tell me this is true.
It's true, he did skate to it... he used a slightly modified version, though.