All My Fans(are Dead)

<i>Warning! Do NOT take this title literally. The song is about old rock stars making a comeback, but finding out they don't have much in common with this generation. All our fans aren't dead, and we'd like to keep it that way!</i>

All my fans are dead! Filled myself with Similac, and then I had a heart attack, and then they came to photograph, but I don't really care. You can take my record contract. You can take my new Fender Strat, or reposes my cadillac, but I don't really care. I don't really have the knack. Tried rock jump, but hurt my back. Lost my money, a full stack, but I don't really care. You can say my music's wack, and you can say my rhymes, they lack. They don't relate to Jill or Jack, but I don't really care. Tried to make a big comeback, but no one bought my new 8 track. Now it is a proven fact that no one really cares. You could say they bought it all, or you could say they didn't. But it really don't amount to jack, and I don't really care!