Cowboy Hat

i picked a cookie from the wrong batch
i found an egg unable to hatch
i started a fire but i could not find a match
'cause you wore a cowboy hat, in the middle of the highway
a cowboy hat, fingers flying everywhere
a cowboy hat, and you middle finger's pointing at me
i saw a goldfish swimming downstream
i picked an orange from the wrong tree
you're the most valuable player but i've chosen the wrong team
a cowboy hat, lying in the desert
a cowboy hat, soaking in the gutter
a cowboy hat, and your middle finger's pointing at me