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Monday Morning Ant Brigade Lyrics
Monday morning I woke up late.
I feel like shit and I can't see straight
One last drink was a bad idea
I'm on the bowl with diarrhea
Out the door in a dog barked at by the neighbors dog forgot my keys
I went back inside,
I got a flat so I can't ride
The phone rings, AW JEEZ now what?
I am an idiot so I pick it up (hello?)
Now I'm held up on my line
My cretin landlord he's wasting my time
he wants his money or we go to trial
HE'S GOT PENIS ENVY DENIAL
Another weekend I didn't get laid
it's a monday morning ant brigade
Another weekend I didn't get paid
it's a monday morning ant brigade
Fuck it all no regrets
I'm staying in and you can bet it sucks outside in the pouring rain
I'll smoke some pot and fry my brain
Thom cut the record down to the bone
I'm the sureshot rocking the microphone
Another weekend I didn't get laid
it's a monday morning ant brigade
I've got the monday mornings
This is my fave. song on Hopeless Romantic. But I think its 'out the door, in a fog, barked at by the neighbors dog' instead of what this person put. anyways, it doesnt really matter but this is funny song.:)
what can you say, classic all around. one of the greatest punk bands ever
fave song on hopeless romantic as well. i love the chorus.