Happy Halloweiner

October thirty-first
My favourite holiday
Pumpkins, and costumes, and candy, oh yeay!
You can be a cowboy (yee-haaaa) a monster, a goon (ooga booga!)
Well this Halloween I had the coolest costume
I went to school
To show my friends (hey, what's up, man?)
They thought I didn't dress
I said think again
The first person to see was my teacher
"Hey, Mr Johnson..."
"What the f**k!?"
Happy Halloweiner
Happy Halloween
Happy Halloweiner
Come on everybody, pull down your pants and sing
Pull down your pants and sing
Later that night
I went to a party
Chigagos, and simplores, and women (hey, hi!)
Started to dance
With a witch in the room
I took off my pants
And showed her my broom
Happy Halloweiner
Happy Halloween
Happy Halloweiner
Come on everybody, pull up your socks and sing
Pull down up your socks and sing
Yeah!
Happy Halloweiner
Happy Halloween
Happy Halloweiner
Come on everybody, pull out your DICK-tionary
Happy Halloweiner
Happy Halloween
Happy Halloweiner
Come on everybody, pull down your pants and sing
Happy Halloweiner
Happy Halloween
Happy Halloweiner
Come on everybody, pull down your pants and sing
F**K!