Bell on door clang, come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down chair, don't be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my face

I was shaved
I was shaved
I was shaved

Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see, I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
Pee-pee pressed against my lips

I was shamed
I was shamed
I was shamed

I sense others in the room
Opie, Aunt Bee, I presume
They take turns and cut me up
I die smothered in aunt Bee's muff

I was shamed
I was shamed
I was shamed


Lyrics submitted by justinjtp, edited by Mellow_Harsher, Bennyshambles, LHGL

Floyd the Barber Lyrics as written by Kurt Cobain

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    It's not necessarily a girl being raped in this song; it's the narrator and/or listener, it's Cobain himself... shit, it could even be Gomer Pyle. This song is not some socially-conscious anti-rape anthem, it's a slightly juvenile/genius/disturbing satire of The Andy Griffith Show.

    Bennyshambleson January 03, 2014   Link

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