The C.O.R.P.S.E. Epic

Part I: Corpses One for All
Corpses just have no rights
You know that really bites
So corpses put up a fight!!!!
Part II: Corpse Glory
Billy really pissed me off, now I want to make him dead
So I took my red axe to the max, now Billy’s rotting in the grave
Next day I kinda felt bad, so I got even more mad!
Ya know, Jimmy just takes the cake, so I’ll slice him up with my rake
Johnny said, “Let’s go to the mall”, so I beat his face in with a blue ball
Then I started to feel real down watching his corpse bleed into the ground
I got really sick and started to puke, went to the grave looking for a corpse to nuke
Digging up the corpse, I thought of Ned and how he would taste after I beat him half dead!
Part III: Intercorpse
(Instrumental interlude)
Part IV: Chopped Corpses Eat Me Alive
Woke up drunk this morning, scum floating around in my mind
Lifted up the toilet seat and got a whiff of rotting corpse meat
Didn’t know Donna made me that mad, her pussing corpse all iron-clad
So pathetic and dead as a rock, kinda feels like the state of my cock
Walk down the street and what do I see but a bunch of corpses taking a pee!
Next thing I know, in front of me is a hungry corpse, I do decree
Had no means to run away, no way to keep the corpses at bay
One by one, they pulled me apart -- have you ever smelt a corpse fart?