All That Stuff's Just Not for Me

So you said please select a career
before you told me I can't have one
It was fated to end in tears
now aversive and my ambition's gone
Incompatible and ill-suited
you're too beautiful, I can see
So by you I am unrecruited
no all that stuff's just not for me
Some people they call it aspiration
I look around and yet constantly I find
another mode of manipulation
I'm telling you to stop messing with my mind
Pursued what I never even wanted
Sometimes life isn't exactly as it seems
Keep calm carry on undaunted
I'll use deduction, decide on my own dreams
So you said I should go get married
before you told me to go get real
My magnetisma never quite carried
now no ring in hand and no need to kneel
Incompatible and ill-suited
she chose contestant number three
Shall eternally be elusive
no all that stuff's just not for me
Some people they call it aspiration
I look around and yet constantly I find
another mode of manipulation
I'm telling you to stop messing with my mind
Pursued what I never even wanted
Sometimes life isn't exactly as it seems
Keep calm carry on undaunted
I'll use deduction, decide on my own dreams