Fifteen Seconds of Fame

Yeah honestly
you sound exactly like Morrissey
while he's having an endoscopy
that caveat cannot be lost on me
Hey, Elvis!!
I hate to be he who tells this
but you'll be struggling to sell this
suspicious strut with shattered pelvis
Guess you can be whoever you wanna be
Hey it's all kara-okay with me
Don't know the words and don't know shame
Please a picture, freeze the frame
Just read the rulebook of this game
before you claim...your fifteen seconds of fame
Er...pardon?
Is that meant to be Dolly Parton?
Serenading some half-cut barman
Who, look closely, now has a hard on?
In purgatory
they repeat play this absurdity
and no it never did occur to me
that you were trying to be...Freddie Mercury
Get up and do just what you wanna do
as long as it's kara-okay with you
Don't know the words and don't know shame
Please a picture, freeze the frame
Just read the rulebook of this game
before you claim...your fifteen seconds of fame
So get up to that mic and do your worst
I heard you in the toilets where you rehearsed
You dreaded the prospect of being up first
a poisoned chalice, that spot is cursed
It's 6pm so kids I guess that's all
no more kara-okay the bingo calls
Don't know the words and don't know shame
Please a picture, freeze the frame
Just read the rulebook of this game
before you claim...your fifteen seconds of fame
Don't know the words and don't know shame
Please a picture, freeze the frame
Just read the rulebook of this game
before you claim...your fifteen seconds of fame