Friends Like These

So your son started a band
he called them estranged
never did understand
why you're so bloody strange
Daddy demands his daily dose of laughter
the day before and then the morning after
Falls upon us other birds and blokes
to laugh at Daddy's pretty awful jokes
Please hear, please understand me
guess where you can shove your family
I've gotta say hey, with friends like these
I've got no need for enemies
Cos what I once found tempestuous
and more than a little bit incestuous
Gone from eternally emeshed
to outgrowing this eternal creche
So your son started a band
he called them estranged
But at least he understands
you're never gonna change
Hey that's Daddy's voice that's always shouting
punctuates perpetual family outing
You know the score, go play the game my mate
yeah go tell Daddy that his farts smell great
Please hear, please understand me
guess where you can shove your family
I've gotta say hey, with friends like these
I've got no need for enemies
Cos what I once found tempestuous
and more than a little bit incestuous
Gone from eternally emeshed
to outgrowing this eternal creche
So your son started a band
he called them estranged
But at least he understands
that you're fucking deranged
So let's play a game called Queen Bee Syndrome
by Queen Bee's rules, in Queen Bee's Home
Bring Party Poppers, Funny Foam
and please remember, you're in Rome