Hands Around the World

It's a place where you can hold your sausage hostage
When I was young, I used to spray the ceiling
'Cause I liked the way that my penis was feeling
I whacked it, jacked it, jacked and I whacked,
Had to step the fuck back — 'bout to have a heart attack
My dick got hard if the wind would blow
And your sister took me to a level that I didn't know
Wouldn't change my life 'til the day that I die
I'd fuck anything that passed me by
I said growin' up, I didn't give a fuck
Because all I wanted to do was bust a nut
Said I'd rub my dick on the kitchen table
And I'd even do your grandma if she was able
Bein' a teen, I might stain the sheets
I don't beat on my woman, I just beat on my meat
I said sticky pages weren't afraid of me
'Til I caught up with your mother in a Euro piece, I said
(aw yeah. Heh, she likes this good)
Talk about a bitch that's ready to go
She's a-throwin' it around, like a crackhead hoe
I like that shit, on-and-off real quick
She's the type of trick that likes to suck a fat dick
Yeah, the psycho girl with the nappy curls
That likes it from behind, each and every time
Flip her over, spread that shit out wide
Then I find a place for my face to hide
That same psycho girl with the nappy curls
I like to give her teabag, and do around the world
Kicked her ass to the curb, I threw her shit on the lawn
And when the bitch's back was turned, I got busy with her mom
But I didn't stick it in because the bitch was sick
So I whacked it, jacked it, sprayed her with my dick
I said I whacked it, jacked it, sprayed her with my dick
Hands around the world,
Everybody's doing it
Hands around the world,
Everybody's doing it
Hands around the world,
Everybody's doing it
Hands around the world,
Everybody's doing it
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
(Huah. Aw yeah?)
(Bet y'all stuck in the house, what's up?)
(That's what I'm sayin')
Hands around the world,
Everybody's doing it
Hands around the world,
Everybody's doing it
Hands around the world,
Everybody's doing it
Hands around the world,
Everybody's doing it
Rubbin' on my balls, grabbin' on my dick
I turn on the porn, and I watch a few tricks
Playin' with her titties, face up in the snapper
Naked on my dick, while I'm sittin' on the crapper
No, my palms ain't hairy, and I ain't goin' blind
No, I've been jackin' off since the age of nine
I said, fish stop swimmin' when I walk on by
'Cause I whip out my dick and I spray them in the eye
This stupid fuckin' trick, she's a piece of shit
She dissed her own mama for another crackhead
Suckin' on the glass dick, torchin' up some blow
Her name is Crystal, she's a crackhead hoe
Her name is Crystal, she's a crackhead hoe!
Hands around the world,
Everybody's doing it
Hands around the world,
Everybody's doing it
Hands around the world,
Everybody's doing it
Hands around the world,
Everybody's doing it
I whacked it, jacked it, sprayed her with my dick
I said I whacked it, jacked it, sprayed her with my dick
I said I whacked it, jacked it, sprayed her with my dick
I said I whacked it, jacked it, sprayed her with my dick
I said I whacked it, jacked it, sprayed her with my dick
I said I whacked it, jacked it, sprayed her with my dick
I said I whacked it, jacked it, sprayed her with my dick
But I didn't stick it in 'cause the bitch was sick
Lay it in your palm, and you don't need a condom, aha—