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I Am the Flumph

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Saucer shaped
Pure white color
Smile at the center of my upper surface

Roaming eyestalks
And tentacles
Do my little spikes make you nervous?

I think that you’ll find
I’m lawful and kind
Hear my voice in your mind
Let me introduce myself to one and all
I am the Flumph!

Should you attack
I’ll spray you once
No one in the party wants to be with you

After that
A hit of acid
Send you on a trip like you never knew

I may be maligned
But I’m lawful and kind
Hear my voice in your mind
Let me introduce myself to one and all
I am the Flumph

Let me introduce myself
Let me introduce myself
Let me introduce myself to one and all
I’m the Flumph

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mellow_harsher On Jul 17, 2025

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