If You're Not Back in Love by Monday

Well, I spoken to him.
I spoken to her.
Maybe they'll stay together, maybe they won't.
I've said about all I came here to say.
I really think they should give it a try though.
They're so much alike.
One is just as ridiculous as the other one.
But in their own way, I think they love each other or they wouldn't have been together this long.
Besides, there's just too much at stake.
They have the kids and they haven't bothered anyone.
So I just told them...
You can call Mrs. Johnson to keep the kids for a day or two.
Take the early flight to Florida just the way you used to do.
Have room service bring the breakfast.
Make love all through the day.
If you're not back in love by Monday,
Then you go your separate way.
If you're not back in love by Monday,
You can say you didn't try.
But before you bury your love,
Just make sure you let it die.
Sleep a few more nights together.
Say the things that you used to say.
And if you're not back in love by Monday,
Then you go your separate way.
You can find that little cafe with the funny sounding name.
At the corner by the window,
Tell her you love her once again.
If the disco DJ's still there,
Go on, dance 'til the break of day.
If you're not back in love by Monday,
Then you go your separate way.
If you're not back in love by Monday,
You can say you didn't try.
But before you bury your love,
Just make sure you let it die.
Oh Lord.
Go on, sleep a few more nights together.
Say the things that you used to say.
If you're not back in love by Monday,
Then you go your separate way.
Then you go your separate way.
Mmmm, hmmm, hmmm, mmmm, mmmm, mmmm, mmmm, mmmm, mmmm, mmmm, mmmm.