Hysterical Women

There's this guy I know, he's nothing special
He's just your average Joe that walks around like Jesus
Self-proclaimed Casanova, thinks he's such a genius
He's from Mars but he's always try'na visit Venus
Trails of broken hearts are all that's left behind him
Girls will fall apart try'na romanticize him
They'll go crazy, he'll say there's nothing more between us
And the tears are just a massive inconvenience
And you might think,
That as the string of crazy women behind him increases
He might start to question something else,
Maybe even himself
But he says
It's not my fault, I'm always honest with 'em
These girls can't take a bit of criticism
Screaming and shouting and asking me to listen
But it's not my fault that they're all just hysterical women
Hysterical women
These women don't need his critique
He needs to get his head on straight
'Cause they're out of his league
He's punching way above his weight
He don't care when he leaves them in pieces
It ain't fair, he clears his conscience every time he says
It's not my fault, I'm always honest with 'em
These girls can't take a bit of criticism
Screaming and shouting and asking me to listen
But it's not my fault that they're all just hysterical women
Hysterical women
Ooh, hysterical
Hey, yeah yeah, hysterical
It's funny how you think I'd be sympathetic
All sorry for yourself, but you just have to let it go
Your dream girl seems to be hypothetical
And honey, that's why I find it hysterical
Hey, yeah
It's not their fault that you've been messing wih 'em
Those girls don't need your little criticisms
Next time they're shouting, shut up and try to listen
'Cause it's not their fault that you made them
Hysterical women, hysterical women, hysterical women
Your dream girl seems to be hypothetical
It's not their fault that you made them hysterical women