Like I Will

Satisfy me to free your conscience
And make the right decision and give your oath
That you'd be faithful to me and no other
And I'll give you all I have to offer.
Not to boast, but that's an awful lot.
No one's gonna love you (Like I will) like I will.
No one's gonna kiss you (Like I will) like I will.
No one's gonna treat you (Like I will) like I will.
Nobody's gonna make you feel like I will.
Let me give you some reasons
That you would want to be with me.
I won't give you complications.
And besides, ain't nobody better.
Let me tell you something,
No one's gonna love you (Like I will) like I will.
No one's gonna kiss you (Like I will) like I will.
No one's gonna treat you (Like I wil) like I will.
Nobody's gonna make you feel like I will.
Again!
No one's gonna love you (Like I will) like I will.
No one's gonna kiss you (Like I will) like I will.
No one's gonna treat you (Like I will) like I will.
Nobody's gonna make you feel like I will.
Playing on the streets with all the others
Like a wild man giving up all your oats.
I think it's time you slow down and get serious,
'Cause I can't wait around, honey.
I'll be gone and that ain't no joke.
No one's gonna love you (Like I will) like I will.
No one's gonna kiss you (Like I will) like I will.
No one's gonna treat you (Like I will) like I will.
Nobody's gonna make you feel like I will.
Blow!
You had other girls.
I had other guys.
Now it's our chance to satisfy each other's needs.
Don't blow it, baby, 'cause I won't wait around.
Huh, I'll just go to Tokyo,
Put the soy sauce on it, ha ha.
You better get it while you can.
Hey you, solo!
Ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha!
No, not you! You, solo!
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about!
Whoo! Right!
Hey, hey, wait, wait, wait a minute.
Singers, did anybody tell you to stop singing?
Yeah!
No one's gonna love you (Like I will) like I will.
No one's gonna kiss you (Like I will) like I will. (Whoo!)
No one's gonna treat you (Like I will) like I will.
Nobody's gonna make you feel like I will.
Again!
Nobody's gonna make you feel like I will.
Again!
Nobody's gonna make you feel like I will.
Stop!
Go!
No one will ever give it to you like I will.
No one will ever treat you like I will.
No one will ever love you like I will.
And no one will ever make you feel like I will.
No one will make you feel like I will.
Piano solo!
Come on, y'all!
Ha, ha, ha!
Party, y'all!
Whoo!
If you think you can handle it, then ring my doorbell.
Shucks.
Where's my singers at?
I mean, y'all ain't done yet, so come on back out here! Ha, ha!
No one's gonna love you like I will. (This is my favorite song. Ha, ha!)
Nobody's gonna make you feel like I will.
Where did all those animals come from?
Hey, that's the jam, man!
That's the jam, that's the jam, man!
That's the jam, man!