The Land of Do As You Please

Your work′s been slipping and we've been thinking about letting you go
I remember you swinging down from the trees on your very first day
You said, ′Sir, where do I start? I want to get stuck in.'
I said, 'See the dinosaur eggs over there? Get sucking.′
Well we′ve come a long long way since then
And you've done nothing to move ahead
Well you know it′s up to you what you fear
We're coming in loud and clear
In the land of do as you please
You are pleased to be doing what you do to be pleased
In the land of do as you please
You are pleased to be doing what you do to be pleased
If you do as you please
You′ve been offered promotion
Why do you keep on turning us down?
Do you really mean what you say
When you say you're happy that way?
All this, all this could be yours
If you stir the saboteur that′s inside you
In the land of do as you please
You are pleased to be doing what you do to be pleased
In the land of do as you please
You are pleased to be doing what you do to be pleased
If you do as you please
Well I signed, I signed the liars in for the sins of a voice
Everything is my choice
In the land of do as you please
You are pleased to be doing what you do to be pleased
Do as you please