Find Yourself a Man

[EDDIE & MRS. STRAKOSH]
Find yourself a man
[MRS. BRICE, spoken]
You're demented.
[EDDIE & MRS. STRAKOSH]
Find yourself a man
[MRS. BRICE, spoken]
That's just what I need.
[EDDIE]
You'll see what a difference it makes every day
[MRS. BRICE]
Send me a letter
You'll write me a resumé?
[MRS. STRAKOSH]
Just take me and Dave
[MRS. BRICE, spoken]
Romeo and Juliet.
[EDDIE]
Dave is still her slave
[MRS. BRICE, spoken]
Send the slave my regards.
[EDDIE & MRS. STRAKOSH]
Open your heart and from out of the skies
A prince on a horse will materialize
[MRS. BRICE]
Boy, is some lucky prince
Gonna get a surprise
[EDDIE & MRS. STRAKOSH]
Find a man
Find yourself a man
[MRS. STRAKOSH]
I repeat it, Rose
[MRS. BRICE]
Find myself a man
[EDDIE]
You're defeated, Rose?
[MRS. BRICE]
I'll hang a sign out
Big letters that high
"Come in and sample
You don't have to buy"
[EDDIE]
Hear a voice talk back
[MRS. BRICE, spoken]
I hear voices now.
[MRS. STRAKOSH]
Money you don't lack
[MRS. BRICE, spoken]
Why, you've been counting?
(sung)
Just what I need is a middle-aged sheik
Whose uppers and lowers will click when he'll speak
And life is a song 'cause he'll click and I'll creak
[EDDIE & MRS. STRAKOSH]
Find a man
The man that you select
[MRS. BRICE, spoken]
What about him?
[EDDIE & MRS. STRAKOSH]
Must treat you with respect
[MRS. BRICE, spoken]
That's important.
[EDDIE]
He must understand there
Are rules to obey
Not toy with your morals
And lead you astray
[MRS. BRICE]
Please, darling, let the man do things his way
[EDDIE & MRS. STRAKOSH]
Find a man
[MRS. BRICE, spoken]
I'm a grandmother!
[MRS. STRAKOSH]
Find a man
[MRS. BRICE, spoken]
You got somebody in mind?
[EDDIE & MRS. STRAKOSH]
Find yourself a man