No Me Diga

[DANIELA]
Gorgeous!
[CARLA]
¡Linda!
[CARLA/DANIELA]
Tell me something I don’t know
[VANESSA]
¡Vieja!
[DANIELA]
¡Sucia!
[CARLA]
¡Cabrona!
[CARLA/VANESSA/DANIELA]
Tell me something I don’t know
[CARLA]
A little off the top
[DANIELA]
A little off the side
[NINA]
A little bit of news you’ve heard around the barrio
[ALL]
Tell me something I don’t know
[DANIELA]
Bueno
You didn’t hear it from me
But some little birdie told me
Usnavi had sex with Yolanda
[NINA/CARLA]
¡No me diga!
[VANESSA]
¡Ay, no! He’d never go out with a skank like that!
Please tell me you’re joking
[DANIELA]
Okay! Just wanted to see what you’d say
[CARLA, spoken]
Oh ho, Dani!
[CARLA/NINA/DANIELA]
Tell me something I don’t know
Mmm-hmm-mmm
[VANESSA, spoken]
What? I don’t care!
[ALL]
¡Ay, bendito!
[DANIELA]
So, Nina, I hear you been talking to Benny
[NINA]
And what do you hear?
[DANIELA]
I hear plenty
They say he’s got quite a big… taxi
[CARLA/VANESSA]
¡No me diga!
[NINA]
Okay! I don’t wanna know where you heard all that
[CARLA]
I don’t think I know what you mean
[DANIELA]
Carla, he’s packing a stretch limousine!
[VANESSA/DANIELA]
Tell me something I don’t know
[CARLA]
Long as he keeps it clean
[NINA/VANESSA/DANIELA]
Ay dios mio…
[DANIELA]
Nina, seriously, we knew you’d be the one to make it out
[VANESSA]
I'll bet you impressed them all out west
You were always the best, no doubt
[CARLA]
We want front row seats to your graduation
[DANIELA]
They’ll call your name
[DANIELA/CARLA/VANESSA]
And we’ll scream and shout!
[They all cheer.]
[NINA, spoken]
You guys! I dropped out.​
[DANIELA/CARLA/VANESSA, spoken]
No me diga…
[NINA, spoken]
I should go.​
[DANIELA, spoken]
Well, that’s a shitty piece of news.​
[CARLA, spoken]
That girl never quit anything.​
[VANESSA, spoken]
What the hell happened?
[DANIELA]
I don’t know…
[DANIELA/CARLA]
I don’t know
[DANIELA]
I don’t know!
[CARLA/VANESSA]
Tell me something I don’t know
[ALL]
¿Qué sé yo?