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Opening Night Lyrics
[USHERETTES]
Opening night, it's opening night
It's Max Bialystock's latest show
Will it flop or will it go?
The cast is taking its final bow
Here comes the audience now
The doors are open, they're on their way
Let's hear what they have to say
[The audience exits the theater.]
[FIRST NIGHTERS]
He's done it again
He's done it again
Max Bialystock has done it again
We can't believe it
You can't conceive it
[MALE SOLOIST]
How'd he achieve it?
[FIRST NIGHTERS]
It's the worst show in town
We sat there sighing
Groaning and crying
There's no denying
It's the worst show in town
Oh, we wanted to stand up and hiss
We've seen shit, but never like this
Max Bialystock has done it again
The songs were rotten
The book was stinkin'
What he did to Shakespeare
Booth did to Lincoln
We couldn't leave faster, what a disaster
We are still in shock
Who produced this schlock?
That slimy, sleazy Max Bialystock
(spoken)
What a bum!
Opening night, it's opening night
It's Max Bialystock's latest show
Will it flop or will it go?
The cast is taking its final bow
Here comes the audience now
Let's hear what they have to say
He's done it again
He's done it again
Max Bialystock has done it again
You can't conceive it
How'd he achieve it?
It's the worst show in town
Groaning and crying
There's no denying
It's the worst show in town
We've seen shit, but never like this
The songs were rotten
The book was stinkin'
What he did to Shakespeare
Booth did to Lincoln
We are still in shock
Who produced this schlock?
That slimy, sleazy Max Bialystock
What a bum!
Song Info
Submitted by
mellow_harsher On Dec 12, 2024
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