Monsta Rap

Let me tell ya 'bout a friend of mine
A big bad brotha named Frankenstein
In a torn up ole' Monte lookin' mighty fine
I mean the brotha' was smokin' literally
Sewn up with a needle and thread
Put together with parts from the dead
Somethin' put his nuts on the side of his head
What in the world were they thinkin'?
Drackula is afraid of the light
He only comes outta his coffin at night
Slips out to have him a bite... outta sombody's neck that is
He's a vampire, vampire bat
Suckin' on blood... it's low in fat
Except I don't know if he should really doin' that
I mean I hope he practices safe sucks
Monsta rap, everybody snap
Everybody groove, everybody clap
Monsta rap, everybody snap
Everybody move, everybody clap
Wolfman howlin' at the moon
Hairy guys just make me swoon
Sprays his hair with Vidal Sassoon... what?
You mean that's a weave?
Can't see the Invisible Man
Can't see his invisible tan
Can't see his invisible hand
OW! Who goosed me?
Monsta rap, everybody snap
Everybody groove, everybody clap
Monsta rap, everybody snap
Everybody move, everybody clap
Baby there's a monster livin' inside of you and me
Baby there's a monster livin' inside, just dying to be free
OW!
Boris Karloff
Vincent Price
Bela Lugosi and
The Poltergeist
Peter Cushing
Christopher Lee
And the Addams Family
Pyramid power of the mummy
Aliens bursting from your tummy
They're all monsters that I love
Freddy Kruger gives good glove
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
Christine is the baddest ride
Roger Corman
Barbara Steele
Killer Tomatoes have appeal
Hannibal Lector's sick and mean
Eat your heart with fava beans
Chuckie's just a living doll
The Fifty Foot Woman is awfully tall
So's the Amazing Collossal Man
Gamera, Mothra
And Rodan
Godzilla tears up Tokyo
While the Phantom of the Opera steals the show
The Blob
The Fly and
The Thing
Edgar Allen Poe
And Steven King
Jason in a hockey mask
Zombies, freaks and maniacs
They're the monsters I adore
Full of blood and guts and gore
They make me wanna scream and holler
More and more and more and MORE!
Monsta rap, everybody snap
Everybody groove, everybody clap
Monsta rap, everybody snap
Everybody move, everybody clap (everybody clap)
Monsta rap, everybody snap
Everybody groove, everybody clap
Monsta rap, everybody snap
Everybody move, everybody clap
Monsta rap, everybody snap
Everybody groove, everybody clap
(Everybody groove, everybody clap!)
Monsta rap, everybody snap
Everybody move, everybody clap
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